The Chronicles of Mr Tang

I've started multiple side blog stories on my past blogs and they were good. I don't know about the traffic on my blog though ... my blog needs more traffic! Okay...we'll start off with current affairs as always:

The popular Black Currant (Pun:Current) Juice, Ribena has become less and less popular these days and resorted to using Advertisements which made the viewers more and more annoyed during Commercials. Well, I myself am irritated by these advertisements for starters.
For weather news :The wave currents of the sea is currently strong as the sea goes into high tide while a storm approaches.

Now...Real Blogging Topics :

First... about Facebook Interface Remake:
Two words : It Sucks! I hate the new Interface. In fact, many people hate the new interface. The App Bar's gone and you have to click "Home" first to see the App Bar. The situation regarding the new interface now is kind of Deja Vu . Its almost similar to the reaction of the people when Microsoft released Windows Vista. Now we'll have to wait for the Facebook Equivalent of "Windows 7" if you know what I mean.

Second ... Double Trouble:
Okay...I can't find a better term to describe two troublesome people (For three it could be The Three Musketeers). Taa daa ... its another topic featuring Jackie and Jun Ao. I don't get along well with them ... not for long at least.There would be occasional truce every now and then but who knows? They are the most irritating and annoying after school, especially when I have to stay back for CCA for something. Because there's no teacher around ... they get to pull stunts that will normally get them in trouble during class. For example sitting on the Cabinet while deliberately putting their legs on Slot Number 22 which is my slot or doing anything to annoy me. I can't seem to find any peace with those two around.

Third ... Class switching
It has been a week or so since we switched to the classroom on the 4th floor. Things seem to quietened down a lot. The major difference you'll see is that we aren't complaining or flaming Angela from 2R2 now. Wee Tat and Jun Ao have been criticizing every post she made on her blog and flaming her on our Group Chat. But it's still interesting to see flamers (Which I don't know...who knows how many people she has offended!) flame her on her Cbox ... just don't be one of the flamers and you'll be fine.

Now for the side story ... inspired by the small talk me and Marcus Tang have during a extremely boring lesson which i would not say what.
The Main theme here is : "What kind of Teacher would Marcus Tang be like in the future? ... If he does become a teacher."

*Mr Tang (MT) Steps in the Classroom*

MT: Okay Students ... Its time to get down to business. It's about your recent maths test , there's bad news and good news. For the Good news is that I thoroughly enjoyed practicing drawing crosses ... i mean marking your paper . For the Bad news is that you all got F9 for the test. But you guys should learn this mindset I had during your age : "Even if you get F9 for your tests ... WHO CARES?"

Jerry Tan (JT) : Wouldn't it be bad if we get low marks. I remember Miss Tan saying that all our class tests are calculated into our CA1 and eventually our Overall Scores.

MT: Bah! Who cares about Miss Tan? Who guys come to school to enjoy ... not bury yourself in books made of paper. There's so much paper in these books ... imagine all the trees that have died to make all these. So in order to help the environment ... I deeply encourage you to throw all these books in the recycle bin.

MT: Now since its' DnT lesson ... which is the subject I'm most proficient at. For today ... I'll teach you how to make Guns that shoot Rubber Bands using Tape, Disposable Chopsticks and Rubber Bands. These guns can take the shape of several basic guns. For example : Pistols , Micro SMG or even Assault Rifles. After we complete your gun , we will head to the basketball court to hold a gunfight. Let me ask the staff to prepare the props for you guys to take cover in.

Class: Hooray!

*Students finish their guns and head to the already prepared Basketball Court*

MT: Alright! We will split you guys into blue and red teams. Each of you will receive a walkie-talkie to communicate with your team members. Whoever team gets all their members wipe out loses. Ready....Start!

*CHAOS...fast forward to dismissal time*

MT: I hope you guys had a fun time during DnT today. You guys will be going back with Homework and has to be completed and passed up to me by Monday after the Weekends. The Homework is : Register and Download BlackShot. Play until your character rank is Corporal. Then take a Screen shot and send it to me via E-Mail. If you do not complete this homework. You'll not be able to participate in our class activity on Monday which includes a massive TDM with all our class inside playing. I hope you'll have a good Weekend!

Ode to Nothing

Its about 2-3 weeks and we have another post again...right here at the Chocobo Inn! In this post...we'll be focusing on the art of arguing and flame. I've engaged in multiple arguments this few weeks...some online, some face-to-face. I usually prefer to argue online as just-in-case one side get desperate, he can't lay his hands on you physically. Here's some tips on how to argue with people properly :

1. Keep Calm ... don't get desperate
2. Use proper English especially when arguing online ... it makes you sound more sophisticated.
   
3. Make full use of Sarcasm and Irony ... they're your best weapons other than your fist (which is not recommended )

Here's some big No-Nos when arguing :

1. Vulgarities : It tells people you are crass and also that you have nothing better to counterattack with. Use at maximum caution and make sure you don't get into trouble. I usually only use them when i get too PISSED OFF!
2. Spelling and Grammar Error : It makes people look down on you as this tells them you're either bad at your English or you're probably too angry to type properly.
3. Hokkien-English: This usually comes with vulgarities as a package. Same with vulgarities... it tells people that you are crass, using dialect in an English conversation. And yet, you used English to pronounce your Dialect words like "You Bo La* la!" or "Chao C** B** la "
4. Singlish: This is a big no-no especially when you're arguing online. Look...Singlish is often use in our speeches because its a force of habit. But does your habit even affect your typing or writing? You don't write Singlish in Compositions ... you're not going to type them in conversations.
5. The "The Noise Cancels what you're saying" Tactic : What is this tactic? For example , when its your turn to voice out in an argument...the other party starts to chant a mantra to cancels out your talking so that he cannot "Hear" you. This tactic is lame...yes, LAME! Just let other party continue chanting and wear off his voice box.
6. The "Its you right?" Tactic : For example , you said that the other party is a "Insert Insult here" and the other party replies " You're saying yourself right? It sounds like you!". This Tactic again ... is LAME. It just proves you're a copycat and have nth to counterattack with!
   

There are many other more tactics but these are just what i have in mind while writing this post.
As for how to improve on your sarcasm or arguments , Here's some links "How to be sarcastic : A Tutorial"

I have this History Log of my neighbour who tried insulting me but failed. Why? His insults comprises of many misspelled english , grammatical errors, and Hokkien-English. I find it hilarious instead of actually insulting.

Time to usher in the New Year!

Yes, its the new year. Not exactly the best news for us students. To most of us , New Year Day signifies "The last day of our December School Holiday" rather than a "Merry Joyous Festival". So yeah, i returned to school for a few days now.

Its the same ol' school , same ol' class , and same ol' Jackie( He's still as ridiculously "I don't know how to put that in words. The meaning would probably take up a whole page in the dictionary". To put that in simple terms , i would say Immature would cut it). Changes include a change in a few teachers and the class have gotten way more peaceful this year. I would say it's the Force of Maturity at work (I wouldn't say the same for some of my classmates) and probably several teachers wishing that their blood pressure won't rise as high as last year.(Their wished worked)

As for the seating arrangement, I would give about maybe 5/10. Its somehow proved in Dilbert Comics that we , as Humans , can adapt to just about anything, so i hope that's true. For reasons why i gave that average mark or why I didn't give it a lower mark is as following:

• I'm seated quite far away from Jackie and Jun Ao. That deserves a Big Applause
• Although the above point deserves a large applause, I'm seated with people that doesn't share a common topic with me. This means we may have nth in common to talk about except "How evil this teacher is, giving us so much homework" and Homework.

I'm currently done with all the Holiday homework including that Chinese Book ... I deserve an applause. For MouseHunt matters , i could say Im doing pretty fine. With that awesome Ronza Trap and Base , the CCT, what's left should be the Money-matters. I've got to save up to buy more SB+.

This ends of this post and I wish you a Happy New Year ahead. For Mousehunters , may your Trap be fast and your Mouse be fat.

Hope

Recently, ( actually I just came back home today) I have attended a sleepover in a chalet held by my friend back in primary school. Of course there are lotsa more people that i know. It was FUN , really fun. But then , I have to head back home early to attend tuition and miss bowling. Yes, although its unlikely to have tuition during the holidays but yeah , i have tuition during the holidays to learn the Maths syllabus for the next year in advance.

I can miss tuition but my mother refused my plea to skip tuition. And you know what's worse? Its Home tuition so i can actually postpone it but its in a group of 3 with my mom's friend's daughters ( Lets just treat them as my friends...yeah, friends ) so it isn't really that flexible. Last week, i told one of their mom's that I may be busy today when she notified me about the tuition being shifted to 5pm. I don't think she's really listening , i could sense she's the type who always do all the talking.

I was ANGRY , yes , ANGRY that i have to miss out on all the fun and come back for tuition. I hate it. It was unfair. When they have/want to postpone the tuition , they'll always get to postpone it! (And they already postponed it a few times!) When i actually want to postpone the tuition , i can't. Who won't be angry at this unfairness?! So throughout the tuition , I displayed a moody and slightly angry face. i got scolded for it>_< ( Unfortunately I rested at home for an hour so my anger partially evaporated/vented into thin air ) But whenever i think of how much fun they're having while im reading the maths book , i got kinda moody again.

I wanted to hang out with my friends more. I don't really meet him/them much since primary 3 and some , since Secondary 1. Their mom's always get together for mahjong but my mom is not really part of the group of friends. My mom's friends' children are mostly either of a different gender , age group or interests. I couldn't really get along with them.

We apologise for the loss of the title of this blog post, ...NOT!

These days...i dunno how to explain it. A bore? I dunno what games to play.

• I've completed Shadow of the Code.
  
• Microsoft Flight Simulator is a real pain in the ass to pilot without a joystick.
• I've completed the interesting and most of the parts of Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 , my only game on the PS3 currently.
• Apollo Justice is now on hold due to the lack of a microphone.
• Loss of interest in online games. Tired of Gunz , Soldierfront ,GunboundWC , Luna Online, Dragonica.
• Nothing to do in The Sims 2. Awaiting purchase of expansion packs. Probably either Pets or Seasons.

Currently , Im playing MegaMan Star Force 3 : Black Ace. Always had an interest with the Battle Network and Star Force series.

My mom is now screaming at my younger brother and being unreasonable lately. Annoying both my father and me at the same time. While I'm typing here, she's now peeking at the computer screen asking me what I'm doing and asking me to turn off the computer. Helllooo! Im typing a blog post here! Been wanting to play against my brother in Shadow of the code against his fire deck. Then, she refused to let my brother even turn on the computer. What a party pooper!

She keeps asking me to use the dunno what Eye Relax 2 thing. It claimed to improve your eyesight and prevent Myopia. All it does is just display this snowflake picture and ... never mind. If you want to know , click This or This . It normally appears on Popular Bookstores. They recommend the treatment option to be carried out everyday on both eyes. 8 minutes each which means it's a total of 16 minutes. If any of your moms want to buy it , I don't think you should support the idea. They also provide a trial test at the store. It may seem easy at first , but then it becomes like a chore after a while. Unless you think these random lights and snowflake picture zooming in and out helps your eyes.

We interrupt this program for enitrely unimportant and irrelevant news!

My blog has been a monthly or fortnightly nowadays but here's one.

I found a very nice and cool fantstic Objection! generator. Objection! is one of the many icons of the Ace Attorney series of games. Here's the link to Objection! Here's one i made myself : LINK .

*We interrupt this program to bring you the latest news*

Recently , during the interval between exam papers . We witness a aggressive yet epic rape scene. We have not confirmed the motive of the rapist. We have discovered that there's a third person involved in the crime. No , we confirmed that it's not a witness. Its an EXTRA. The rape scene and time was in broad daylight in a school hall , which means there was many witnesses around. Our Cameraman , Christopher Ng , rushed to the scene of the crime and videotaped down the whole rape scene.

To watch this , you'll require :

1. A Facebook Account because the Video is on Facebook
2. An Internet Connection ( duh? )
3. Agree On The Terms and Conditions ( Shown on the description below the video )
4. This LINK ( Unless You want find it yourself by rummaging through facebook)
5. Flash Player ( I dunno )
   

*Reality Check Version*
I included this Reality Check Version so that I do not get into trouble or any sort with the authorities.

THE TRUTH *... is definitely boring*
It isn't really a rape. No sexual interactions of any sort. Its more similiar to wrestling than raping though. This post is created entirely just for fun! No slandering , cyberbullying , or defamation of any sort. As the video is not created by me , i don't know if the creator made it to implement anything.