The Chocobo Inn

The Chronicles of Mr Tang

2010-02-06T19:52:00.003+08:00

I've started multiple side blog stories on my past blogs and they were good. I don't know about the traffic on my blog though ... my blog needs more traffic! Okay...we'll start off with current affairs as always:

The popular Black Currant (Pun:Current) Juice, Ribena has become less and less popular these days and resorted to using Advertisements which made the viewers more and more annoyed during Commercials. Well, I myself am irritated by these advertisements for starters.
For weather news :The wave currents of the sea is currently strong as the sea goes into high tide while a storm approaches.

Now...Real Blogging Topics :

First... about Facebook Interface Remake:
Two words : It Sucks! I hate the new Interface. In fact, many people hate the new interface. The App Bar's gone and you have to click "Home" first to see the App Bar. The situation regarding the new interface now is kind of Deja Vu . Its almost similar to the reaction of the people when Microsoft released Windows Vista. Now we'll have to wait for the Facebook Equivalent of "Windows 7" if you know what I mean.

Second ... Double Trouble:
Okay...I can't find a better term to describe two troublesome people (For three it could be The Three Musketeers). Taa daa ... its another topic featuring Jackie and Jun Ao. I don't get along well with them ... not for long at least.There would be occasional truce every now and then but who knows? They are the most irritating and annoying after school, especially when I have to stay back for CCA for something. Because there's no teacher around ... they get to pull stunts that will normally get them in trouble during class. For example sitting on the Cabinet while deliberately putting their legs on Slot Number 22 which is my slot or doing anything to annoy me. I can't seem to find any peace with those two around.

Third ... Class switching
It has been a week or so since we switched to the classroom on the 4th floor. Things seem to quietened down a lot. The major difference you'll see is that we aren't complaining or flaming Angela from 2R2 now. Wee Tat and Jun Ao have been criticizing every post she made on her blog and flaming her on our Group Chat. But it's still interesting to see flamers (Which I don't know...who knows how many people she has offended!) flame her on her Cbox ... just don't be one of the flamers and you'll be fine.

Now for the side story ... inspired by the small talk me and Marcus Tang have during a extremely boring lesson which i would not say what.
The Main theme here is : "What kind of Teacher would Marcus Tang be like in the future? ... If he does become a teacher."

*Mr Tang (MT) Steps in the Classroom*

MT: Okay Students ... Its time to get down to business. It's about your recent maths test , there's bad news and good news. For the Good news is that I thoroughly enjoyed practicing drawing crosses ... i mean marking your paper . For the Bad news is that you all got F9 for the test. But you guys should learn this mindset I had during your age : "Even if you get F9 for your tests ... WHO CARES?"

Jerry Tan (JT) : Wouldn't it be bad if we get low marks. I remember Miss Tan saying that all our class tests are calculated into our CA1 and eventually our Overall Scores.

MT: Bah! Who cares about Miss Tan? Who guys come to school to enjoy ... not bury yourself in books made of paper. There's so much paper in these books ... imagine all the trees that have died to make all these. So in order to help the environment ... I deeply encourage you to throw all these books in the recycle bin.

MT: Now since its' DnT lesson ... which is the subject I'm most proficient at. For today ... I'll teach you how to make Guns that shoot Rubber Bands using Tape, Disposable Chopsticks and Rubber Bands. These guns can take the shape of several basic guns. For example : Pistols , Micro SMG or even Assault Rifles. After we complete your gun , we will head to the basketball court to hold a gunfight. Let me ask the staff to prepare the props for you guys to take cover in.

Class: Hooray!

*Students finish their guns and head to the already prepared Basketball Court*

MT: Alright! We will split you guys into blue and red teams. Each of you will receive a walkie-talkie to communicate with your team members. Whoever team gets all their members wipe out loses. Ready....Start!

*CHAOS...fast forward to dismissal time*

MT: I hope you guys had a fun time during DnT today. You guys will be going back with Homework and has to be completed and passed up to me by Monday after the Weekends. The Homework is : Register and Download BlackShot. Play until your character rank is Corporal. Then take a Screen shot and send it to me via E-Mail. If you do not complete this homework. You'll not be able to participate in our class activity on Monday which includes a massive TDM with all our class inside playing. I hope you'll have a good Weekend!

Ode to Nothing

2010-01-18T21:26:00.005+08:00

Its about 2-3 weeks and we have another post again...right here at the Chocobo Inn! In this post...we'll be focusing on the art of arguing and flame. I've engaged in multiple arguments this few weeks...some online, some face-to-face. I usually prefer to argue online as just-in-case one side get desperate, he can't lay his hands on you physically. Here's some tips on how to argue with people properly :

Keep Calm ... don't get desperate
Use proper English especially when arguing online ... it makes you sound more sophisticated.
Make full use of Sarcasm and Irony ... they're your best weapons other than your fist (which is not recommended )

Here's some big No-Nos when arguing :

Vulgarities : It tells people you are crass and also that you have nothing better to counterattack with. Use at maximum caution and make sure you don't get into trouble. I usually only use them when i get too PISSED OFF!
Spelling and Grammar Error : It makes people look down on you as this tells them you're either bad at your English or you're probably too angry to type properly.
Hokkien-English: This usually comes with vulgarities as a package. Same with vulgarities... it tells people that you are crass, using dialect in an English conversation. And yet, you used English to pronounce your Dialect words like "You Bo La* la!" or "Chao C** B** la "
Singlish: This is a big no-no especially when you're arguing online. Look...Singlish is often use in our speeches because its a force of habit. But does your habit even affect your typing or writing? You don't write Singlish in Compositions ... you're not going to type them in conversations.
The "The Noise Cancels what you're saying" Tactic : What is this tactic? For example , when its your turn to voice out in an argument...the other party starts to chant a mantra to cancels out your talking so that he cannot "Hear" you. This tactic is lame...yes, LAME! Just let other party continue chanting and wear off his voice box.
The "Its you right?" Tactic : For example , you said that the other party is a "Insert Insult here" and the other party replies " You're saying yourself right? It sounds like you!". This Tactic again ... is LAME. It just proves you're a copycat and have nth to counterattack with!

There are many other more tactics but these are just what i have in mind while writing this post.
As for how to improve on your sarcasm or arguments , Here's some links "How to be sarcastic : A Tutorial"

I have this History Log of my neighbour who tried insulting me but failed. Why? His insults comprises of many misspelled english , grammatical errors, and Hokkien-English. I find it hilarious instead of actually insulting.

Time to usher in the New Year!

2010-01-06T21:20:00.003+08:00

Yes, its the new year. Not exactly the best news for us students. To most of us , New Year Day signifies "The last day of our December School Holiday" rather than a "Merry Joyous Festival". So yeah, i returned to school for a few days now.

Its the same ol' school , same ol' class , and same ol' Jackie( He's still as ridiculously "I don't know how to put that in words. The meaning would probably take up a whole page in the dictionary". To put that in simple terms , i would say Immature would cut it). Changes include a change in a few teachers and the class have gotten way more peaceful this year. I would say it's the Force of Maturity at work (I wouldn't say the same for some of my classmates) and probably several teachers wishing that their blood pressure won't rise as high as last year.(Their wished worked)

As for the seating arrangement, I would give about maybe 5/10. Its somehow proved in Dilbert Comics that we , as Humans , can adapt to just about anything, so i hope that's true. For reasons why i gave that average mark or why I didn't give it a lower mark is as following:

I'm seated quite far away from Jackie and Jun Ao. That deserves a Big Applause
Although the above point deserves a large applause, I'm seated with people that doesn't share a common topic with me. This means we may have nth in common to talk about except "How evil this teacher is, giving us so much homework" and Homework.

I'm currently done with all the Holiday homework including that Chinese Book ... I deserve an applause. For MouseHunt matters , i could say Im doing pretty fine. With that awesome Ronza Trap and Base , the CCT, what's left should be the Money-matters. I've got to save up to buy more SB+.

This ends of this post and I wish you a Happy New Year ahead. For Mousehunters , may your Trap be fast and your Mouse be fat.

Hope

2009-12-14T21:17:00.002+08:00

Recently, ( actually I just came back home today) I have attended a sleepover in a chalet held by my friend back in primary school. Of course there are lotsa more people that i know. It was FUN , really fun. But then , I have to head back home early to attend tuition and miss bowling. Yes, although its unlikely to have tuition during the holidays but yeah , i have tuition during the holidays to learn the Maths syllabus for the next year in advance.

I can miss tuition but my mother refused my plea to skip tuition. And you know what's worse? Its Home tuition so i can actually postpone it but its in a group of 3 with my mom's friend's daughters ( Lets just treat them as my friends...yeah, friends ) so it isn't really that flexible. Last week, i told one of their mom's that I may be busy today when she notified me about the tuition being shifted to 5pm. I don't think she's really listening , i could sense she's the type who always do all the talking.

I was ANGRY , yes , ANGRY that i have to miss out on all the fun and come back for tuition. I hate it. It was unfair. When they have/want to postpone the tuition , they'll always get to postpone it! (And they already postponed it a few times!) When i actually want to postpone the tuition , i can't. Who won't be angry at this unfairness?! So throughout the tuition , I displayed a moody and slightly angry face. i got scolded for it>_< ( Unfortunately I rested at home for an hour so my anger partially evaporated/vented into thin air ) But whenever i think of how much fun they're having while im reading the maths book , i got kinda moody again.

I wanted to hang out with my friends more. I don't really meet him/them much since primary 3 and some , since Secondary 1. Their mom's always get together for mahjong but my mom is not really part of the group of friends. My mom's friends' children are mostly either of a different gender , age group or interests. I couldn't really get along with them.

We apologise for the loss of the title of this blog post, ...NOT!

2009-10-18T22:42:00.004+08:00

These days...i dunno how to explain it. A bore? I dunno what games to play.

I've completed Shadow of the Code.
Microsoft Flight Simulator is a real pain in the ass to pilot without a joystick.
I've completed the interesting and most of the parts of Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 , my only game on the PS3 currently.
Apollo Justice is now on hold due to the lack of a microphone.
Loss of interest in online games. Tired of Gunz , Soldierfront ,GunboundWC , Luna Online, Dragonica.
Nothing to do in The Sims 2. Awaiting purchase of expansion packs. Probably either Pets or Seasons.

Currently , Im playing MegaMan Star Force 3 : Black Ace. Always had an interest with the Battle Network and Star Force series.

My mom is now screaming at my younger brother and being unreasonable lately. Annoying both my father and me at the same time. While I'm typing here, she's now peeking at the computer screen asking me what I'm doing and asking me to turn off the computer. Helllooo! Im typing a blog post here! Been wanting to play against my brother in Shadow of the code against his fire deck. Then, she refused to let my brother even turn on the computer. What a party pooper!

She keeps asking me to use the dunno what Eye Relax 2 thing. It claimed to improve your eyesight and prevent Myopia. All it does is just display this snowflake picture and ... never mind. If you want to know , click This or This . It normally appears on Popular Bookstores. They recommend the treatment option to be carried out everyday on both eyes. 8 minutes each which means it's a total of 16 minutes. If any of your moms want to buy it , I don't think you should support the idea. They also provide a trial test at the store. It may seem easy at first , but then it becomes like a chore after a while. Unless you think these random lights and snowflake picture zooming in and out helps your eyes.

We interrupt this program for enitrely unimportant and irrelevant news!

2009-10-10T11:26:00.005+08:00

My blog has been a monthly or fortnightly nowadays but here's one.

I found a very nice and cool fantstic Objection! generator. Objection! is one of the many icons of the Ace Attorney series of games. Here's the link to Objection! Here's one i made myself : LINK .

*We interrupt this program to bring you the latest news*

Recently , during the interval between exam papers . We witness a aggressive yet epic rape scene. We have not confirmed the motive of the rapist. We have discovered that there's a third person involved in the crime. No , we confirmed that it's not a witness. Its an EXTRA. The rape scene and time was in broad daylight in a school hall , which means there was many witnesses around. Our Cameraman , Christopher Ng , rushed to the scene of the crime and videotaped down the whole rape scene.

To watch this , you'll require :

A Facebook Account because the Video is on Facebook
An Internet Connection ( duh? )
Agree On The Terms and Conditions ( Shown on the description below the video )
This LINK ( Unless You want find it yourself by rummaging through facebook)
Flash Player ( I dunno )

*Reality Check Version*
I included this Reality Check Version so that I do not get into trouble or any sort with the authorities.

THE TRUTH *... is definitely boring*
It isn't really a rape. No sexual interactions of any sort. Its more similiar to wrestling than raping though. This post is created entirely just for fun! No slandering , cyberbullying , or defamation of any sort. As the video is not created by me , i don't know if the creator made it to implement anything.

別のポストにその約時間！

2009-09-25T17:38:00.006+08:00

Its been a loooooooong time since i posted. Its about time for another post , don't ya think?

Welcome to News @ 10 on Channel Troia .

In Latest ( or not so latest ) news , i've created a fire - light duelmasters deck out of a few dozens of REAL ( i've got Alcadias...Fake ) cards. It turned out to be not that noob-shit after all. I need some , i mean lotsa better cards especially light blockers. Year End Exams are around the corner and its time to STUDY.

Im really in a dilemma right now ... okay , not really now but it will after the exams. I dunno whether to get a joystick ( for Microsoft Flight Simulator X ) or a PS3 Steering wheel set ( Im gonna buy myself a racing game , any suggestion? ). Thn , i may need a microphone as i have to blow the aluminium powder thingy to dust for prints on Apollo Justice : Ace Attorney. I can't just simply blow onto my monitor or speaker huh? BTW , its a NDS Emulator so yeah...

In other news : I've found a way to counter " A lame excuse for Jackie Chan" in my class. No, not Jackie Chan ( Is Jackie Chan spelled Jackie or Jacky?Oh wait...its Jackie Chan ) Its Jackie Lim Sheng! ( i unno if i got his name right. ) Note That if you invert Lim and Sheng it will becomes Sheng Lim , which soulds like Sheng Lin , forest or jungle in Chinese. Counter what? You may ask. Counter his so called Jokes. Its not jokes really , its more of slander. He may be funny , if you're not the object of his slandering. These kind of people should be in jail , behind those metal bars.

In Sport news : There is no sport news. Does Chocobo Racing count? Yeah. Probably Yes. But there's still sport news.

Weather Report : ... Forget It!

This is the end of News @ 10 of Channel Troia ... tune in next time.

Hello! Weary Travellers!

2009-08-13T18:34:00.002+08:00

Here's another post from the Inn Owner after returning from Bahamut-Hunting . Guess what? I didn't get to see any Bahamut but i chanced on a fight between Ifrit and Shiva!

Back to reality :
I bought a PS3! Woohoo! It means more Gundam Action , More Final Fantasy , More Gundam , and even more final fantasy. Of course i'll be buying other games. Oh yeah...I received a cute little Not-For-Sale Thumbdrive with the Triangle - Circle -X -Square symbols on it.

Urgent news! Chocobo Inn has received a notification that someone had just created a similiar Inn named Kononha Inn , copying the same ideas from the Chocobo Inn like : A Inn Noticeboard , Information on Wares and services (Although They are One-linears ). I'm sure the author will also put up a chatbox and name it something. Lets all form a party and ride on the RAGNAROK over to the Kononha Inn and destroy those people.(Hyperboles/Metaphors/Not literally) Don't Worry about those Ninjas , We have our own ninjas here on Final Fantasy and even more other jobs. They use their Summoning Jutsu , we have our Summoning Materia /Magicite/etc.
FYI : The creator of Kononha Inn is my classmate in school that I don't really like and yes, I Created the Chocobo Inn before he ever created a Kononha Inn and practically copied my Innovative Ideas over to his. Kononha Inn is still developing so it is practically small and the author often writes short and uninteresting blog posts.Note the english too. (Personal Opinions) And don't fall for that couplets he posted , it is not really created by him.

NAPFA - Negative Appraisal Posed For Approval?

2009-07-27T22:42:00.005+08:00

Okay...it doesn't really stand for what it states up there in the title. It is actually NAtional Physical Fitness Award (NAPFA) . Some award...it's actually compulsory for Singaporean students to participate in this award. Okay...what's typed from here on is not criticism, its just some things that happened to my class during the NAPFA TEST ( Yeah...its more of a test thn an award ) .

There are basically five stations : Inclined Pull-ups , Standing Broad jump and ...ARGH , i'm not gonna explain all this so refer to the wikipedia article about NAPFA. Anyway...while we had to do the standing broad jimp (in the kiddle of this small road that connects the road at the main gate to the "Quadrangle". Then ...F****** vehicles keep coming in and out , so we havta roll the mat in and out several times. We started our NAPFA test at 3.30pm and ended at 6.15 pm or so.

Here's some random stuff : People had been saying how Windows Vista isn't as good as Windows XP. Nowadays , computers usually come with Windows Vista ( Its Gonna be Windows 7 soon) rather thn windows XP. So i've uploaded a comic strip from Ctrl-Alt-Del . (Click on the picture for a clearer view. ) Heh heh ...spiked chair and body temperature blood.

Oh... I just realised Imeem had just turned almost all songs of playlists embedded on websites other thn imeem to 30 sec samples , but i don't really think anybody cares though.

Chocobo Inn MK II - Revamped , Redesigned , total FANTASY

2009-07-22T15:26:00.001+08:00

カミーユ・ビダン , MSZ-006 Ζeta Gundam ... 進水!
(Kamille Bidan , MSZ- 006 Zeta Gundam , Launching!)

Its been a long time since i last blogged and here's a post , un-planned. Okay , i'm not that confident that if you translate the japanese quote above , it will give you the same answer but the translation i provided is what i wanted to type anyway.

I've been watching a lot of Gundam Zeta recently , so what's above is a quote that almost all pilots say when they leave the ship. It was when i was trying to watch Gundam Zeta that i found out how annoying megavideo could be. After 72 mins of video , you have to wait a random number of minutes before you can watch again. And there're those ******* "connection problem" they flash after you click "play". No , there's certainly no problem with my network.

The devastator 's back again *dun dun dunnnn* , obviously , i have to see him at school everyday except for the weekends. But recently , more specifically , today , the devastator (let's just call him christopher for now eh? Wait, that's his real name ) got chosen to be one of the EMCEE/Master of Ceremony for our school's National Day cum racial harmony celebration concert. Good news? No , Bad news for christopher , although i admit i was being sadistic though . He received a template of last year's emcee's script for reference and have to create one with another FEMALE partner emcee.You might be wondering why its bad news . Well :

Stage Fright
You'll have to act enthusiastic , which christopher certainly isn't except when it comes to not doing work.
You'll have to act like you're a clueless little person *slightly "gayish"* For example:

Created with Reference to how my Primary School's concert always go. We're now in Secondary School , so expect it to be slightly more matured. We're helping Christopher to create his lines though , so stay updated when i post the lines here if i get the chance.

[I'm gonna Comment like this ] because "< < " is causing HTML problems and "(( "looks awkard.
Emcee A : Do you know what day is today? [ Yeah...we Kinda do , national day right? ]
Emcee B : No! What day is today>? Friday? [ See what i mean? ACTING CLUELESS! ]
Emcee A : Today's National Day! Don't you know? [ Yes I do , and i'm sure everyone does ]
Emcee B : Oh yeah! National Day! I almost Forgot! [ Glad you realised ]
Emcee A : Do you know that Singapore gained independance on August 9 1965? [ Yeah , i do. And some other non-clueless people as well ]
Emcee B : Yes, of course i do . That's the day Singapore was seperated from Malaysia [ So you do know something and not entirely clueless. ]
Emcee A : We're gonna have a performance concert today to celebrate National Day. [ That's what we're here for. Teachers do not bring students to the Multi Purpose Hall just to sit there for fun and waste " precious" lesson time. ]
Emcee B : Oh really , i'm looking forward to that! [ Who isn't? Who is? ]

Okay...hands and fingers getting tired from typing. Time getting late . I'm gonna finish this post quickly. Yeah...as in end the post right now...bye. . . . and thanks for visiting Chocobo Inn!

Do - Da - Do

2009-04-27T17:41:00.000+08:00

Bredan Received The Stone Badge! *Do-Da-Do*

Bug catchers, gym leaders, Elite four, Great balls , Pokeballs , erm... name anything that didn't isn't recurring in pokemon except for those crappy pokemon in th sinnoh region. Me? I don't ply pokemon nowadays, the only pokemon related stuff i do now is reading pokemon comics in both book form and in comics where they make fun of pokemon. (Oh please! Look at Chimchar, it's a flamin monkey ith a fire stuck in it's behind. So when it farts , the formula "Methane+ Fire = Explosion" applies.)

Currently playing a game with almost similiar game style as pokemon ... only better. We don't to catch things. No Team of bad guys who are usually easy to beat. No 150+ things to catch. No Limit to 4 moves. We have FINAL FANTASY! Under the guidance of walkthroughs and level grinding...I am INVINCIBLE.Anyway, I am currently still without a chocobo , no airships ( there's airplanes though. Not mine) NO NO Nothing! The disavantages and advantages of reality an virtuality seems to clash with each other very very often.

Too bad we don't celebrate Halloween in Singapore though. Maybe in some places, but u don't see kids dressed up as monsters going trick or treating. I wonder if i'm too old for trick or treating. If i'm too old, i could try giving out anything other than candies or chocolate to the kids...i wonder what happens?!

Pikachu anyone?

2009-04-23T15:57:00.000+08:00

"It is not even shiny!"
- Ash to Team Rocket in VGcats comic 1

I'm sure you have at least watch pokemon before...whether it is in Japanese or English. Ever since Pokemon : Gotta Catch em all! came out, there's three very very noticable characters who always appear in every episode. What's more, they do an unecessary lame introduction (slight modification every season...so yeah) and fly towards the sky at the end of the episode for one reason or another. It always happen ... YES! Imagine getting defeated by some teenagers travelling together (They're not even elite four or sth. SHEESH... Its not like ash has a legendary pokemon or sth) Anyway, pokemon is sure easy and fun to make spoofs of.

Basically, in any pokemon game... a pokemon can learn up to four moves and delete one if it wants to learn another one. I wonder what happens if this rule applies to real life? Here's another VGcats strip to keep you happy. (Would you like to forget how to breathe and learn poop?)

Pain Note - kills slowly and effectively

2009-04-17T16:16:00.000+08:00

Pata Pata Pata Pon
-Commands ur patapons to move
Pon Pon Pata Pon
- Commands ur patapons to attack

Yes...its either move on or attack ( i quitted this game early so this are the only commands i know...but its sufficient to write ). My current friends have turned somehow against me . Enemies still reigns , backstabbers everywhere, with the devastator cum ex-" somehow between good and best friend" still on the loose. Made new allies , fought old enemies , created new conflicts which led to new enemies. Bosses reigns with generals on their sides, looking over the cannon-fodders (foot soldiers).

Made more allies, current allies betray the team, flocking over to the dark side. Fought with ex-allies and bosses with are equally irritating. Enemies gathers more people to their team... filling the world with more enemies to fight. The defending team will have to create more allies to fight back.

With allies and enemies switching over both sides randomly, who can u trust? Yourself? Is there nobody to trust but yourself? No... No! I don't believe there isn't anyone you could trust Place ur trust towards teamates that u really think u can count on ( i made one recently). Move on...make new allies , dump back-stabbing allies and go on with your life. Help one another whenever possible. Black mages shall attack the enemies while White mages heal the entire party.

Trust enemies if U think they're willing to change and not back-stab u in the middle of the journey. Move on ...move on no matter what! Do not let ex- allies and enemies hinder ur plan. Defeat them or run whenever necessary and strike back when u have the chance. In the end, you will come up victorious and trust is the key to the strength u need to move on. Be strong-hearted , get control over your emotions and stand strong.

Am i describing a game? No...but i wish i were describing one. This is my school - life ! Although exaggerated, its somewhat related though. (i exaggerated it so it will sound like a game) Devastator cum class-mate had been mentally annoying me whenever at school, maybe almost to the extent of bullying i suppose. Threats are of course included . I don't know to just dump that ally behind and make new allies (oh, i gained a great ally recently. He help me stand up against the devastator.)

Don't think that the devastator is some tough and brawly guy and i'm a useless dork like what u see in the movies though. He was a great friend i met at school camp... was a great friend. Now he's like a friend cum nemesis. A new enemy was created somehow during CCA. He was a nice teamate at first, or so i thought , but alas i thought wrong. He suddenly turned into a jerk after the P.A. training. There are some other people in my class that i don't know to put under allies or enemies.

The is very annoying...very annoying really. He once Firebug/edit HTML source on my blog and made me seem like a idiot. He could just do that again and put vulgarities in my post whn i didn't and print it over to the teacher. Which means the posts are fake... but will the teacher know? The devastator claimed that he annoys people just for fun and it's a game. Game huh...what game? Survivor ? Fear Factor? Or maybe its a game called annoy someone to his/her death? I'm not his only victim though.

O$P$ - Trademark for Great Loan Sharks

2009-04-15T16:00:00.000+08:00

The title is reference to what loansharks wrote in the lifts and lifts lobby . O$P$ - signatures of the shark. There's many stuff happening around the town recently. People ending their lives, buglary , loansharks' vandalism , and horrible elevator programming. Personally, i have no problems though except for the devastator harassing/disturbing/annoying/anything bad but not to the extent of kidnapping or blackmailing .... me.

Hmm...what could i say? He have his own thoughts and actions. Unless i could just hypnotise him or kill em with a hadoken and anything that can kill. but, i can't kill him as this will result in a criminal offence and invoke a bad record. I dun wanna ruin my life just for this .

My firefox had been acting up real bad lately and kept full lagging and hanging showing the "not responding sign for a while and back to normal. this happens every now and then...WHat every now and then?! Its is hanging while im typing here. (what are the people in mozilla doing? Or is it just my PC?)

Downloading last order final fantasy VII...a compilation of the cutscenes in CC: FFVII. It is not in 3D though...it has anime-lke graphics and design. BTW...do you believe or think that a tsunami will hit Singapore, the day of the eclipse?

Ending my post here...with a phrase a everyone knows
The End

Delete

2009-04-08T15:00:00.000+08:00

You must be wondering why i name this post "delete" . Not because i want you to delete sth... that's because the words " sakujo! sakujo! sakujo! sakujo! sakujo! sakujo!" kept ranging in my head while walking back home. ( Btw, sakujo ( 削除 ) means delete. And yes, i'm kinda copying what Mikami does when he writes in the deathnote . )

Why am i thinking of the word 削除 sakujo...you may ask? You could say... due to Infuriation? ( I know! I know! Its another anime reference , Angol Mois _Chan to be exact) You see... the devastator is my friend cum enemy ( i don't know what to believe anymore) and you'll really know why i call him the devastator ( It is actually a name he created for himself actually, isn't it?) if u meet him. With the record of making 5 Primary 5 pupils cry in one day, i couldn't think of anything better. Well, he's annoying for one thing ( Like how garfield find Odie annoying ) and he's really good at being annoying.

Today, someone i would want to call as Retarded tried to smash a chair at me when i least expected until the devastator tried to stop him. Well, lets say the root of all this is not really my fault and it's kinda long to type. I was quite angry that time and thought if ways to exterminate them and the ways is quite impossible i must say.

1st : grab a sword and use OmniSlash Ver 5 on both of em.
2nd: Write their name down on the deathnote. One of em will die because of a flaming harpoon. The other one will just die randomly. Come to think of it, Retarded like the movie version of deathnote.

Flaming Harpoon : Remedy for the devastated

2009-04-05T12:56:00.000+08:00

This post may include fictionous characters and at the same time real characters.Fictionous characters are only just part of a boy's imagination and similarities are purely a COINCIDENCE...

It was quite some time since i posted and I'm gonna start this post with a story home brewed ( some parts may be 'imported' from other stories and i don't know about).

It was 150 BC , the world was at peace... at peace not for long. Someone from a village in a country was a security guard , that man was named Muthu (aka Muthu the Security Guard ). One day, Muthu walked past a cave, a cave that nobody knew about or ever stepped foot in . Since it was already dawn , it was over his night shift and went exploring the cave. He walked into a room filled with crystals and such. He was attracted to this huge crystal and touched it. The evil lifeforce from the crystal took over Muthu , making him powerful (as in he got powers ) and evil at the same time.

That was the dawn of the world's catasthrophe. Muthu began conquering lands on his own , creating zombie armies. One day, he created a mega-apocalypse and wiped out the entire region. He revived everyone he killed as undeads. Muthu was invincible.One day, warriors , mages, ninjas , and other fighters came together and together they suspressed Muthu. Muthu...on the verge of destruction , split himself to many other evil beings and those evil beings escaped.

Then... many necro-slayers came out and search for the evil beings. But when the necro creatures die...they can still be incarnated but that can be prevented by certain measures. For example , Catastrophe can be exterminated by being fried in oil. But if the necros get together...Muthu can be revived.

By 1950, all but were all captured and turned into crystals. That one was the devastator as up to then , the way to permanently was to shoot him/her was unknown. The devastator was revived on 1996 in a small island after being killled in 1980s . In 2009, one person about the age of the devastator discovered a way to exterminate the devastator and that is to shoot him with a harpoon , a flaming harpoon! But the devastator was still too powerful in some ways , so it was too early.

A new sub-chapter to whatever we call LIFE

2009-03-23T14:28:00.000+08:00

(using a old keyboard which keys i'm not used to as my wireless keyboard gone bonkers : subject to spelling mistakes even with antonyms)

The school holidays are here and now its over. Seriously , Try comparing 5 hrs at Sch and 5 Hrs in front of a computer : The former will seem like days and the latter will seem like minutes . (Oh yeah...i have a question for you : Which do you prefer ? Starhub MaxOnline/ Singtel MIO ) Well, my neighbour who uses the PC 24/7 (not really though) claims that the latter sucks. How does she know? Because she has one! I use the former and thinks its okay) Now, with teachers equipped with new projects and homework, we must survive through another 1/4 year (or 1 term basically), and go through the boss ( Referring the fact that most games have bosses ), which is the mid-year exam .

Here's another Question i thought of for you : What do you prefer to eat? An ice-cream that taste like shit/ A shit that taste like Ice-cream
Another Mall will be opened soon in Tampines : Asia-malls is pwning Capitamalls by 2-1 (in Tampines) . I sure hope there's a bowling alley in there. There's a Japanese Style Food Centre there... *ooh*
Currently finding a Final Fantasy Role-Playing chatroom in DeviantArt ( seriously, there are lotsa RP chatrooms there.
Oh...Oh, the PSP version of the Japanese Video Gundam Arcade game is going to be released in Japan on Thursday 26th march : Kidou Senshi Gundam: Senjou no Kizuna Portable ( You should see the original arcade capsule , it feels like you are piloting a real mobile suit...wouldn't that be nice)

Finally...take a look at some of the names i thought for our school's cafe at the random stuff with no whatsoever meaning at the side.

ERY high : The Resolution

2009-03-16T15:37:00.000+08:00

This is a little story i created at my RO themed blog...and i 'm about to give the ending that's inspired by other stuff

The students of ERY high had peace for years and now...they will say byebye! A new alien species from a planet that miraculously appeared recenty, decided to enter ERY island . They are called tophians and they came from Christopia. YES...THEY ARE MEAN MEAN ANNOYING MACHINES! Eryians took out their weapons and wage war at the tophians...but the tophians aren't gonna give up. The battle depleted both sides' supplies. The tophians have been suriving on Kentucky Fried Christopher while the eryians have been surviving on meat and vegetables. The tophians's weapons rely on annoyance and the eryians used their weird ego as weapons.

After two long years of terrible war , tophians used their best weapon : Christopher The Devastator. Eryians used their best weapon : the chairboy and chairgirl of the ERY team : Dogery and Catery! Christopher used his ultimate ANNOYANCE as his trump weapon while Dogery and Catery used their 'cute' ego to overpower him. those three fought for another three years even though eryians have more ace fighters thn the tophians.To bring the end to this war : the tophians and the eryians used their ULTIMATE weapons against each other. The ending is unknown!

-THE END-

Well, i dun feel like writing the ending so i put this as a cliff-hanger and if you expect a proper ending and conclusion to this, u'll havta hang on the cliff for a long time (dun fall ) . I'm more in favour of the Tophians dying and go extinct rather than the Eryians but what's even better is that both sides lost and dies. ( I hate the Eryians' behaviour at primary sch and Christophians' annoyance at Secondary Sch ) SO THERE!

animation versus. animator 1 and 2 - high quallity

2009-03-14T21:04:00.001+08:00

Sorry for keeping posting videos...i mean this videos are so kawaii XD ! sorry about that.

Dick Lee Freak of Natures (not very freaky though) song....Part II

2009-03-14T10:07:00.001+08:00

same thing...but part II

Dick lee freak songs, 30th anniversary concert Dec 2004 (part I )

2009-03-14T10:06:00.001+08:00

there's a cut from a concert about in 2004...Singapore own composer...Its bettter u notice the lyrics

Final Fantasy Dissidia - EX Burst Exhibition

2009-03-11T18:30:00.001+08:00

Ex burst of all Dissidia FF characters! With the name of move together with it.

My Secondary Sch life so far....

2009-03-10T21:26:00.002+08:00

Here's a post about my life ( the previous posts are actually all cursing at such .) I really wanted to have a dissidia academy to study in but no!....life doesn't give you mako energy and esper powers and such. There aren't any Chocobos as well! How i wish i could eat Kentucky Firaga Chocobo for lunch ( refer to comic strip above...courtesy of VG cats. Click at picture for bigger and clearer view. You could save the picture if you want! ). Well...discarded old not so friendly friends, made new friends that are already annoying me ( you'll agree if you know them and when they choose to annoy you ) . Made new Teachers, some of em okay...some of em's just HORRIBLE. Made some enemies (not yet...only old enemies i hate ) , but still did not see a wedgie being carried out. ( who would want to get their d*** to get squished by his underpants (imagine that...)! )

Living in Singapore ( Yes ...i'm a singaporean. No...i do not live in Japan and neither am I Japanese. And Yes...i live in a apartment in a flat like most singaporeans ) does have it pros and cons. Btw...watch Rap de Chocobo in the previous post. 'Wark Wark'...oh look! A GOLDEN CHOCOBO (they're rare )!

There's a saying when life gives you lemons, make lemonade (but seriously...why would life give you lemon. Firstly...will life even give you anything? you have to grab it yourself ). Well...got used to being teased at! ( Saw Prime Minister Lee appearing in pictures for singaporean spoof videos on youtube...does PM lee know about all this? ) Currently Ending off here...Buy me Kentucky Firaga Chocobo if you managed to get one.

Hyadain - Rap de Chocobo!!! (English Subtitles)

2009-03-10T21:26:00.001+08:00

A rap about Chocobos by hyadain . I really LOLZ at this one! Watch It...i mean really watch it ! Not buffer it and leave it alone!

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2009-03-06T14:33:00.000+08:00

i'm currently bloggin in the PC lab in sch. And sitting next to christopher...which is at the same time annoying me. With his help...Invincible F***B*** has became popular throughout the class. everybody around me has been caling me that ever since he brought the card to class. (the bold part i edited by Chrisopher himself.) Now behind me...there's another classmate who played pandemic 2 and named his virus aft me . Feel like cursing him...mayb the same as the last post...cursing at the end. Mayb i will be cursing Gimp (for providing photoshop tool) , Cikgu ( Malay word for teacher ) and Adobe ( for photoshop ) and especially wizard of the coast (for the duelmasters template ) And Damn Christopher too for creating that card (i feel like i'm stating the credits down...like thanking them instead >_<) Now...i'm a virus...a F***B***...and a roman godess that is a prostitue . ( i rather be jupiter...ZEUS to be exact. Check Wiki if ya dun understand ) Actually...these are all damn nicknames except for the virus.
Now for the swearing :
Screw U...Chee soon. Screw U #$^(%*($*R$&$(*$&%%* Cikgu. Screw You...Gimp and Photoshop! Screw U again...Christopher!

2009-03-05T14:49:00.000+08:00

I haven't post anything about school life yet...so here goes...

Its already coming to the end of term one...met new and especially ANNOYING friends at that. I met them at the orientation camp that i think suck. it was ok for the first week until christopher got into his usual behaviour and started annoying ppl. If murdering was legal...he would had died long ago. Anyway... there's another person named Wee Tat that is now officially homosexual as stated by the Annoying ******* Christopher. Got into my requested CCA though. I realised that my sec life is almost the same as my primary sch...getting myself teased and annoyed.

In Primary Sch i got called: ********** (i dunno why) i'm not stating the name just in case it contributes another idea to ***** Christopher.

Now in sec sch...i am teased by them calling me Venus the ********** and F***B** ( F***B** is created whn my damn CCM teacher called me F***B**) and this name is so popular especially whn the *%*&%#@&#$&%^#%*%^ chistopher pulled out a trick. ( Its such a horny and cheap trick ) There's a limit to everything and he broke the limit.( and no...there's no limit break in reality) He can tease and annoy all he want and he just had to pull out this F****** Trick. He devastates... like the name of the duelmasters car he created: Christopher The Devastator . He should quit while he's ahead.

Here's everything i want to say/shout/scream/ Whatever that might hurt to Mr Christopher Ng :
Damn U...F****** ; Horny ; Cheap ; Shitty ; Smelly ; Slutty Christopher ! Screw U for Life( mayb not for life...but who knows). If Murdering is Legal...U'd be dead by now... U SLIMY NUMBSKULL
OK... im done swearing and cursing at him...( btw...i found out shouting negative stuff at ppl in virtuality is better thn doing it in reality ) SCREW U too, wee tat ( i dunno why but i felt like damning him for some minor unknown reason )

Random cycle of revenge

2009-02-28T23:12:00.000+08:00

ever felt that when someone hit you...you tend to attack him/her either mentally or physically. I kinda observe that at wild wild wet 2day. U see... my neighbour and i had this Styrofoam pump water gun( it have to suck in water my pulling the end and shoots by pressure when you push the end in) and this certain lifeguard saw us shooting water in the air using the two guns. He asked us to kinda use it to make the next lifeguard (they're probably friends or maybe good colleagues).

And we really sprayed the next lifeguard we passed ( we are in the 'river' that time, and they're lifeguards stationed at every few distance). That lifeguard (who is now wet) held up HER fist at the previous lifeguard ( they're pretty close so i think they could see each other over the railings ). She also request that we spray the lifeguard as revenge , we agreed though. (since i could attack a lifeguard with water and not be blamed for it ).

Gradually , we kinda got most of the lifeguards around the 'river' pool involved ( except for those grouchy ones who kinda act like a teacher. You know...threatening to confiscate this or that. ) So we kinda sprayed every lifeguard multiple times except for the type of lifeguards mentioned earlier. So it started out with spraying a lifeguard who want us to spray the former as revenge...which wants revenge on the lifeguards who want re-revenge ( this is a word i created...but i dun wan to go to re-re-re-re-re-revenge )

So we spent about a few hour there in the river ( i never really spend so much time in one single attraction of the water theme park) , shooting multiple lifeguards multiple times with H2O.(wow i used the word 'multiple' 2 times in one part of a sentence ) I had the best time today compared to my other trips there. I mean whoa... i dunno if someone can deliberately shoot about 5 lifeguards about 5 times each comprising of about 5-10 shots . ( we went around the river for quite a long time )

Randomness can be really random at sometimes doesn't it?

Custom Duelmasters Card ( It's Not real , dun go search for it and come complaining that u can't find it)

2009-02-20T18:20:00.000+08:00

Ryukishi , Lord Of Dragoons (Fire/Light Civilisation)
Dragonoid Command / Survivor

1 mana to summon
Survivor Ability : Negates any spell or creature effects against it
Speed Attacker
Shield Trigger
Blocker
Slayer
Tap Ability : Direct 'Totomaeda' against all opponents
All of your opponents mana, shields , creatures become yours
Power Attacker ( x2 the power )
Triple Breaker

50000+
The dragoons are to take down the other civilisation's best weapons...and they need a leader

Limit Overdrive (Fire/Light Civilisation ) - Spell

1 mana to cast
You can search your deck for any amount of cards to your hand,or to your shields faced down, or to the battlezone. Add 'Triple Breaker' and Speed 'Attacker' and '+ 15000' to all your creatures . You can also put any amount of your opponents creatures , shields and mana to the graveyard.

unable to get past the leviathans...the dragoons have to resort to this

Here's what i created for one of my classmate ( actually he didn't ask for this but i will do it anyway)

Kamikaze , Turd of Infinite smell (Dark)
Parasite Zombie

1 mana to summon
Whenever this creature is in the battlezone, no other creatures can be in the battlezone and those already summoned will be put into the graveyard.Spells also cannot be casted against it
Tap ability : breaks all your oppponents shields and untap this creature
all shield trigger ability of your opponent cannot be used

Power: 1000
Its aura can be detected through the whole dark civilisation as it comes out from within

Poo Morpher Rain (dark spell)

1 mana to cast
Instantly summons all parasite worms and Living Dead in your deck.
All of the creatures in the battlezone including other creatures which will be summoned into the battlezone later will automactically be turned into any parasite worm.( the player may choose what creature with the race 'parasite worm' the creature will morph into.)

"The trees are dying . The grass is dying . Even the world tree is dying ! Argh...what is happening to me?!" - Fear Fang

Real friendships? what's real?

2009-02-17T17:40:00.000+08:00

I hate today's CCA...I got seperated from my friends. One certain stupid senior i nicknamed as elvis presley ( and that's the name we gonna use in this post). He wanted groups of four...with at least a girl. Two of my so called 'friends' nominated me out ( SCREW THEM ). Well, i dun really like one which name's rhyme with the the chinese pronounciation of pride ( and yep, i think he's full of pride,OVER-Pride). let's name him Afro boy for this post. I dun really have good friends for a long time and long for some in secondary school...but oh by...Deja vu.

In primary school, i have two good i mean best friends in primary 1-3, but in primary 4 , one of em went to Tao Nan Pri for the GEP program. 2-1=1 > so that means i hav another one and we are still in the same class after the class switching at pri 3 ! But this is where other ppl including Afro boy enters my life. This is when that best friend had been 'stolen' by the ppl! We stayed back for some fun every WED ...but 1 day they put me as their 'number 1 enemy' by running away from me. aft a few weeks...i dun care anymore!

Aft the streaming at pri 4, i was at a different class from that best friend which isn't really a best friend now. but my i dun really have good friends in pri 5/6. So now i'm in sec 1, and i found two new friends at the sec 1 camp...but after a while, it seemed that Afro boy had "stolen em" away ( ya...Afro boy is now in the same class as me AGAIN). It started as they started irritaing me sometimes but now...i'm like being left out sometimes...more thn the others i think.

Well, i'm lucky that i'm in MIC instead of some other crap CCA but in Conclusion, i hav something to say:

SCREW YOU LIFE
SCREW YOU 'AFRO FREAKO'
SCREW YOU 'Elvis' (the one i referred to in this post)